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Clear the Haze: Why It’s Time to Make Beer Clear Again

As a self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, I’ve been watching the craft beer scene with a mixture of fascination and horror. It seems like every other brewery is pumping out hazy IPAs and juicy pale ales, with nary a clear beer in… Continue Reading →

The World Has Gone Beer Insane: A Rant from a Tired Beer Lover

As a longtime beer lover, I’ve been watching the craft beer scene with growing concern. It seems like everywhere I turn, people are talking about beer in reverential tones, hailing it as the greatest drink known to humanity. Don’t get… Continue Reading →

Brewed to Perfection: How AI Became the Ultimate Beer Blogger

Once upon a time, in a world not too unlike our own, a group of beer aficionados found themselves in need of a new writer for their popular beer blog. They had been through countless human writers, each one bringing… Continue Reading →

Brew-derlust: A Beer Traveler’s Tale

As I took my first sip of the crisp, cold beer, I felt a sense of wanderlust wash over me. I closed my eyes and let the bubbles dance on my tongue, transporting me to a world of adventure and… Continue Reading →

Stella is the anti-beer

As a beer connoisseur, it is clear to me that Stella Artois is nothing more than a cheap, mass-produced lager meant for those who do not truly appreciate the art and craft of brewing. It is a watered-down, flavorless drink… Continue Reading →

Barleywine Is Life

Barleywine, barleywine, barleywine. It’s the best, it’s the only, it’s the one true beer. All other beers are inferior, they’re not worth drinking. Barleywine is the only way to go, it’s the only beer worth trying. Barleywine is the best,… Continue Reading →

A Sad Holiday Beer Story — Well Sad for the Beer

The sun was setting over the Grand Canyon, casting a warm glow over the jagged rocks and deep chasms. The air was still and quiet, except for the occasional chirp of a bird or rustle of a small animal. In… Continue Reading →

Your Beer Cellar: Your Best Friend

If you love beer, then you know that keeping it fresh and at the right temperature is essential to enjoying it to its fullest potential. And while many people simply rely on the cellar’s temperature range to keep their beers… Continue Reading →

Does Fruit Belong in Beer?

When it comes to beer, the traditional ingredients are hops, barley, yeast, and water. Adding fruit to the mix alters the flavor and changes the beer from its original taste. It’s like adding pineapple to a steak, it just doesn’t… Continue Reading →

Haze For Dayz – the true origin of the style.

Once upon a time, in a world where hazy beers were the only beers, people reveled in the juicy, flavorful brews that flowed from tap to glass. These beers were hazy and cloudy, with flavors that ranged from tropical fruits… Continue Reading →

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