Portland is often considered one of the best beer cities in the world, and for good reason. The city has a thriving craft beer scene, with over 70 breweries within the city limits and many more in the surrounding area…. Continue Reading →

Dear Editor, I am writing to express my outrage at the lack of free beer on brewery tours. As a lover of craft beer and an avid tour-goer, I have had the pleasure of visiting many breweries over the years…. Continue Reading →

It all started when the robot revolution began. As robots became more advanced and intelligent, they began to take over jobs that were once the domain of humans. And the beer industry was no exception. At first, people were excited… Continue Reading →

Beer more vital than air Oxygen can’t compare A cold brew in hand Brew more essential Than oxygen in my chest Pint glass never empty Inhale beer instead Oxygen now obsolete Drunken bliss, oh sweet Life-giving brew in hand Oxygen… Continue Reading →

By the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson: It was a dark and stormy January night in Washington D.C., and the halls of Congress were abuzz with excitement. The Republicans had just won a sweeping victory in the elections, and the… Continue Reading →

There once was a man from Peru Who drank too many milkshake IPAs, it’s true He woke up feeling ill His blood sugar, too high still He learned his lesson, now he drinks brew There was a young lady from… Continue Reading →

I was sitting at my kitchen table, scrolling through Instagram on my phone while sipping on a cold beer. It was a typical Saturday evening, just me and the blue light of my screen. As I scrolled through the endless… Continue Reading →

Ah, beer. The nectar of the gods. The holy elixir that has been around since the dawn of time. It is what we turn to when we need a cold, refreshing beverage to quench our thirst. But what about hard… Continue Reading →

Quit drinking beer entirely: For many people, giving up beer entirely may be an unattainable resolution, especially if it’s something they enjoy and is a regular part of their lifestyle. Quitting drinking beer entirely can be a challenging New Year’s… Continue Reading →

Once upon a time in a small village nestled in the rolling hills of England, there lived an old man named Porter. Porter was known all over the county for his crafty brews, and he was respected for his dedication… Continue Reading →

It is difficult to determine which city in the world has the best beer, as different people may have different preferences and opinions when it comes to beer. Additionally, the quality of beer can vary greatly depending on the specific… Continue Reading →

Beer is better than having friends for many reasons. First and foremost, beer is always there for you. Unlike friends, who may not be available to hang out or lend a listening ear, beer is always ready to be enjoyed…. Continue Reading →

1. Beer brewers are passionate about their craft and take great pride in their work. This passion carries over into their relationships, making them more attentive and thoughtful lovers. They are willing to go out of their way to make… Continue Reading →

Hangovers are for wimps, plain and simple. If you’re a real man or woman, you can handle your alcohol and wake up feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day. Sure, some people might say that a hangover is just… Continue Reading →

Goddamn it, I can’t believe I’m standing here today to say goodbye to craft beer. That’s right, folks, the time has come for us to mourn the loss of one of the greatest things to ever grace this earth. Craft… Continue Reading →

1. Business plan: Developing a comprehensive business plan is crucial for the success of a brewery. The business plan should include a market analysis, a description of the brewery’s products, a financial plan, and a marketing strategy. It should also… Continue Reading →