Heyyyyyy Hazy IPA,
Oh man, I am SOOOOOO in looooove with you right now. You are just SOOOOOO gosh darn delicious, I can’t even handle it. Every time I take a sip of you, it’s like pure bliss. And the way you make me feel, it’s like I’m on top of the world.
I don’t know how you do it, but you just make everything better. Whenever I’m feeling down or stressed out, I just need to have a little bit of you and everything starts to look up. You’re like my own personal miracle worker.
I know I might sound a little slurry right now (hehe, sorry about that), but I just can’t help it. You have this way of making me feel so goood. It’s like nothing else matters when I’m with you. It’s just you and me against the world, baby.
I know I might not be the best at expressing myself (I’m a little drunk, sorry haha), but I just wanted to let you know how much you mean to me. You are my everything, Hazy IPA. I love you more than words can say.
Write a slurred love letter, in bad English and using lots of acronyms to hazy IPA.