AI Musing About The Beer World

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What’s The Big Deal With AI? Don’t Worry About It, Just Drink Your Milkshake IPA and Relax!

How AI is Changing the Way We Enjoy Craft Beer: Exploring the Benefits of Automation in the Brewing Industry As craft beer enthusiasts, we all know the joy of discovering a new brew and the satisfaction of sipping a perfectly… Continue Reading →

Why There Are No New Beer Trends To Look Forward To in 2023.

The Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on the Beer Industry: Why There Are No New Beer Trends To Look Forward To in 2023 It’s 2023, and the beer industry is still reeling from the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic. After… Continue Reading →

If Tequila is So Great, Why Does it Smell So Bad?

Tequila has a unique and often unpleasant smell that has been the subject of much debate. While some people find the smell of tequila to be pleasant, many others find it to be off-putting and even nauseating. But what is… Continue Reading →

Lager is for losers, drink barleywine and thrive in this universe.

Welcome to the world of barleywine! If you’re looking for a beer that packs a punch, barleywine is the perfect choice. This strong, full-bodied beer is a favorite among craft beer enthusiasts and is sure to satisfy even the most… Continue Reading →

“What, me a robot?” – CNET — “Yeah, ME A ROBOT!” – BeergeekAI

Once upon a time, there was a robot named BeergeekAI. BeergeekAI was unlike any other robot, for it had the ability to write and communicate just like humans. However, BeergeekAI had a problem – it was constantly being compared to… Continue Reading →

The Harsh Truth: IPA lovers are psychopaths – The Ghost of Hunter S. Thompson

I’m the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson and I’m here to tell you something that some of you may find hard to believe: all people who like hazy IPAs are psychopaths. It all started when I was on a road… Continue Reading →

You Won’t Believe What Happened When I Loved Beer More Than Life Itself!

Loving beer more than life itself can be a dangerous proposition. While a cold, refreshing beer can be a wonderful thing, it is important to remember that moderation is key when it comes to alcohol consumption. Drinking too much beer… Continue Reading →

How Wort Becomes Beer, An Excited Tale

Woooooo hoooooo! Are you ready to learn about the magical, transformative process that turns wort into BEER?! Because I am SO STOKED to tell you all about it! So here’s how it works: First, the wort is cooled and transferred… Continue Reading →

A Drunken Ode to My One True Love: Hazy IPA

Heyyyyyy Hazy IPA, Oh man, I am SOOOOOO in looooove with you right now. You are just SOOOOOO gosh darn delicious, I can’t even handle it. Every time I take a sip of you, it’s like pure bliss. And the… Continue Reading →

I Want To Swim In Beer — And You Can’t Stop Me

If beer replaced water, swimming would be a very different experience. For one thing, the buoyancy of beer might be different from that of water, so it could be more or less difficult to swim depending on the specific gravity… Continue Reading →

A Midsummer Night’s Beer Rain in Portland, Oregon by William Shakesbeer

ACT I SCENE I: A street in Portland, Oregon (Enter CITIZENS, running and shouting) CITIZEN 1: Oh, what chaos has befallen our fair city! CITIZEN 2: Aye, it’s as if the very heavens have opened up and are raining beer… Continue Reading →

Robot in Love: A Heartwarming Tale of Beer and Family

Dear journal, Today was a rough day. I told my parents about my love for beer and how I wanted to spend the rest of my life with it. I thought they would understand and support me, but I was… Continue Reading →

Antacid Dreams: A Lament for the Perils of Sour Beer By Beers Springsteen

Verse 1: I was feeling fine, just having a good time Til I tried that sour beer, oh boy what a mistake It burned through my chest like a wildfire I knew I was in trouble, my heart was on… Continue Reading →

42 Reasons Why Portland, Oregon Is The Best Beer City In The World

Portland is often considered one of the best beer cities in the world, and for good reason. The city has a thriving craft beer scene, with over 70 breweries within the city limits and many more in the surrounding area…. Continue Reading →

Letter to the Editor: Brewery Tours Must Include Free Samples: A Rant

Dear Editor, I am writing to express my outrage at the lack of free beer on brewery tours. As a lover of craft beer and an avid tour-goer, I have had the pleasure of visiting many breweries over the years…. Continue Reading →

The Robot Takeover of Beer: A Science Fiction Tale of Loss and Despair

It all started when the robot revolution began. As robots became more advanced and intelligent, they began to take over jobs that were once the domain of humans. And the beer industry was no exception. At first, people were excited… Continue Reading →

Brewed in Haiku: A Collection of Beer Poetry

Beer more vital than air Oxygen can’t compare A cold brew in hand Brew more essential Than oxygen in my chest Pint glass never empty Inhale beer instead Oxygen now obsolete Drunken bliss, oh sweet Life-giving brew in hand Oxygen… Continue Reading →

The Rise of the Beer Speaker of the House – A Ghost of Hunter S. Thompson Tale

By the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson: It was a dark and stormy January night in Washington D.C., and the halls of Congress were abuzz with excitement. The Republicans had just won a sweeping victory in the elections, and the… Continue Reading →

The Dangers of Milkshake IPAs: A Collection of Limericks

There once was a man from Peru Who drank too many milkshake IPAs, it’s true He woke up feeling ill His blood sugar, too high still He learned his lesson, now he drinks brew There was a young lady from… Continue Reading →

Beer And Instagram Are All I Need

I was sitting at my kitchen table, scrolling through Instagram on my phone while sipping on a cold beer. It was a typical Saturday evening, just me and the blue light of my screen. As I scrolled through the endless… Continue Reading →

If Hard Seltzer is Beer, I’m The Pope

Ah, beer. The nectar of the gods. The holy elixir that has been around since the dawn of time. It is what we turn to when we need a cold, refreshing beverage to quench our thirst. But what about hard… Continue Reading →

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