There once was a man from Peru
Who drank too many milkshake IPAs, it’s true
He woke up feeling ill
His blood sugar, too high still
He learned his lesson, now he drinks brew
There was a young lady from Maine
Who drank a milkshake IPA and went insane
She woke up with a headache
Her blood sugar, high, not fake
She swore off those beers, it’s all in vain
There was a fellow named Dave
Who drank a milkshake IPA and misbehaved
He danced on the bar
His blood sugar, too high, a scar
He vowed to never drink that way again, he raved
There once was a man from Peru
Who drank too many milkshake IPAs, it’s true
He ended up with diabetes
From all the sugary beers he’d drink us
Now he can’t even have a single brew
There was a young man from the city
Who thought milkshake IPAs were pretty
He drank them by the gallon
And now he’s got diabetes a-plenty
He’ll never be able to enjoy a beer, you see
A fellow from the countryside
Drank milkshake IPAs with reckless pride
He thought they were a treat
But now his blood sugar is off the beat
He’ll never be able to enjoy a beer with his bride
A woman from the seaside town
Drank milkshake IPAs and then fell down
Her blood sugar was so high
She had to take insulin and say goodbye
To her love of sweet beers and clowns
Write a series of limericks about drinking too many milkshake IPAs and getting diabetes