Well it’s finally here. Wether you voted for him or not, you have to see that he’s been more than a bit of a national embarrassment. Making a mockery of the whole US government by appointing the exactly wrong people to cabinet positions, sometimes people who have no idea that the departments they are to lead even do. And of course there are his late night narcissistic and petulant Twitter outbursts. Each outburst has the potential to become a national crisis once he’s sworn in today.

With that in mind, here’s the official drinking game for the inauguration, follow along at home:

Rule 1) Can you see or hear a thing? Drink!

(Repeat for the next four years)

Good luck everyone.